borg assimilator 

ride in the "Paramount Carowinds" theme park designed after the Star Trek series. Might break down after one gets 80% through the line. Might consequentially piss you off.

"I thought the borg were supposed to have advanced technology, but this ride always breaks down! Advanced technology my ass hole.

borg assimilator by Fireconverse November 21, 2004

assimilation by the Borg 

The habit of wearing a Bluetooth cell phone on one's ear at all times. Usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest.

Have you seen the new director of security? Yeah, he's been assimilated..... (Note that any form of "assimilation by the Borg" can be used.)

assimilation by the Borg by eeeeeee July 13, 2006