Bored as fuck 

The reason why you are reading this

Person1: yo friend Joey is typing bored as fuck in Urban dictionary
Person2:he must be bored as fuck

Bored as fuck by BeeFucker69420 July 9, 2018

Bored as fuck 

Extremely bored...based on comedian Jon Lajoie and a song that he has on youtube...this is how he would describe complete and utter boredom...so bored you are fucking useless.

Adjective: "Dude...this movie sucks - I'm bored as fuck! Let's get outta here."
Verb: "Yo this place bores me as fuck!"

Bored as fuck by Sketchley February 11, 2010

Bored as fuck 

A public call out asking to have sex on Social Media sites, most commonly done on FaceBook. The person posts that they are bored as fuck on the site and then waits for Inbox messages, post likes and comments to see who it reeled in and then they try to set up meeting to have sex with the person they desire most.

"I'm bored as fuck."

"WYD? I'm BAF."

Bored as fuck by Spelling Beotch February 19, 2016

I'm bored as fuck 

Definition of my everyday life, I'm at home rn, I'm bored

Duuuudee, I'm bored as fuck

I'm bored as fuck by Newbitch September 16, 2020

i'm bored as fuck 

Well apparently you are too, so I'll link you to Youtube's main page lol
Oh I can't write links so find something to do you skrub

Extreme boredom is the only reason you're on Urban Dictionary.

i'm bored as fuck

i'm bored as fuck by ItsSupaMario January 24, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019