Every April 23 we celebrate national booty day to appreciate the big booties in this world we should all celebrate this day by sending someone we love a booty picture
Person 1: “Today we are celebrating national booty day”
Person 2: damn I never knew! Better send my boo a booty pic
Every August 31 we celebrate national booty day to appreciate the big bootys in this world 🍑 we should all celebrate this day by sending someone we love a booty picture, or go crazy with twerking
Person 1: “Today we are celebrating national booty day”
Person 2: damn I never knew! Better flaunt my booty
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.