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Noun; describing a individual who does not work a real taxable job or career and does not still participate in the education system. Examples of work include mowing lawns, weed eating, or even digging ditches. Synonyms; working under the table, day laborer, odd job taker.
"Billy doesn't pay taxes because hes been mowing grass even after highschool let out 20 years ago, he's a real bootpig."
bootpig by MachoSkillet July 30, 2017
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Bootights 

A performance sock attached to fashionable woman's hosiery/tights. (helps keep feet warm in your boots without compromising style)

Ladies fashion accessory that was recently named one of the top fashion finds for 2011 by Oprah Winfrey and her staff.
Please see www.bootights.com
Bootights by nak385 March 2, 2011
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noun | boo·ti·go \ˈboot-i-ˌgō\

1: A state of euphoric disorder that begins with a sudden sensation of shock followed by extreme dizziness and aggressively impairs the mental and physical capabilities of an individual, after being mesmerized by the buttocks of another individual, making them feel like they cannot move, yet everything around them is flailing wildly about.
Bro, everybody keeps talkin bout 3PEAT from last night... Say she popped that twerk three times, and broke my twenty into 4 - Fives, then 20 - Ones, and the money never even left my hand till she snatched it all up on that last dunk!!! Last thing I remember her just askin bout a dance... That girl musta gave me bootigo.
Bootigo by Hei Wuh January 3, 2017

bootnigger 

The definition of "bootnigger" refers to a person on Xbox that goes by the alias of "weederblack"
Weederblack is also called bootnigger
bootnigger by Rkellywithalisp April 30, 2023
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026