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Texas Boot Snake 

When you take a dump in someone’s cowboy boot leaving a soft, warm shit snake.
My roommate was two stepping a little too much with my girl tonight so I dropped a Texas boot snake in his brand new Tony Lama’s.
Texas Boot Snake by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe
Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

There's a snake in my boot 

When your penis hangs so low that it is inside your shoe/boot
oh man mine is so long there's a snake in my boot.

There's a snake in my boot 

When a young cowboy mistakes his untied shoelaces for a snake in his boot.
Uncle: There's a snake in my boot
Arthur: Tie your shoes
Uncle:Must be the lumbago

there's a snake in my boot 

When your dick is so long that it goes down into your pants leg
Girl: so how big are you
Guy: well there's a snake in my boot