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Texas Boot Snake 

When you take a dump in someone’s cowboy boot leaving a soft, warm shit snake.
My roommate was two stepping a little too much with my girl tonight so I dropped a Texas boot snake in his brand new Tony Lama’s.
Texas Boot Snake by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe
Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

There's a snake in my boot 

When your penis hangs so low that it is inside your shoe/boot
oh man mine is so long there's a snake in my boot.

There's a snake in my boot 

When a young cowboy mistakes his untied shoelaces for a snake in his boot.
Uncle: There's a snake in my boot
Arthur: Tie your shoes
Uncle:Must be the lumbago

there's a snake in my boot 

When your dick is so long that it goes down into your pants leg
Girl: so how big are you
Guy: well there's a snake in my boot

Snake in my boot 

When your dick is so long it goes into your boot.
There's a snake in my boot, wanna check it out?
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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