boot snake

A snake that goes in your boot

That boot snake is in your boot.

by TwistedMonk October 13, 2017

Texas Boot Snake

When you take a dump in someone’s cowboy boot leaving a soft, warm shit snake.

My roommate was two stepping a little too much with my girl tonight so I dropped a Texas boot snake in his brand new Tony Lama’s.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe

Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

by Bernstyle April 10, 2022

There's a snake in my boot

When your penis hangs so low that it is inside your shoe/boot

oh man mine is so long there's a snake in my boot.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

There's a snake in my boot

When a young cowboy mistakes his untied shoelaces for a snake in his boot.

Uncle: There's a snake in my boot
Arthur: Tie your shoes
Uncle:Must be the lumbago

by Realone124 December 22, 2018

there's a snake in my boot

When your dick is so long that it goes down into your pants leg

Girl: so how big are you
Guy: well there's a snake in my boot

by Briarcrest April 20, 2017

Snake in my boot

When your dick is so long it goes into your boot.

There's a snake in my boot, wanna check it out?

by Ad0r4bly1ns4n3 May 30, 2018