Boomer Humor
Jokes that boomers find funny that just aren’t funny. Jokes that boomers make, and find really funny that make the younger generation cringe
Boomer Humor by My name is peter April 3, 2021
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Boomer Humor
The type of humor from the baby boomers (people born between 1945-1975). The humor is typically about iPhones and how young people don’t understand how books work and how everyone is addicted to their phones. It’s really unfunny
Typical boomer humor:
Kid: Hey tommy why isn’t the book turning on when I tap it???
Tommy: I guess it’s out of battery????¿?¿
Kid: Hey tommy why isn’t the book turning on when I tap it???
Tommy: I guess it’s out of battery????¿?¿
Boomer Humor by Gimme the spaghetti O’s July 28, 2019
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Boomer Humor Tumor
When a boomer makes a joke that is really bad. So bad infact, you feel sick... You say you have a Boomer Humor Tumor.
Dad: Hey son what're you doing?
Son: Videogames
Dad: Back in my day we didn't have videogames. Just dirt. And we had to have fun anyways. We walked miles to get to school through swampland.
Son: That gave me a Boomer Humor Tumor.
Dad: What did you just say young man?
Son: Videogames
Dad: Back in my day we didn't have videogames. Just dirt. And we had to have fun anyways. We walked miles to get to school through swampland.
Son: That gave me a Boomer Humor Tumor.
Dad: What did you just say young man?
Boomer Humor Tumor by SassyBoyoooo December 2, 2020
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