booketarian

a person who reads a lot of books, thrives on books, reading is a basic need.

A booketarian would love to work in a library.

by Warjazz April 7, 2010

bootytarian

Someone who prefers to eat the booty; a fake vegetarian

My girlfriend savannah claims to be a vegetarian.... but really she's a bootytarian

by carrotcakez69 February 18, 2020

Boomertarian

Someone who identifies as a libertarian but has a boomer mentality. Boomertarians hate everything fun and turn the younger generations such as millennials off to libertarianism & the Libertarian Party. They are the ones who are more likely to reject the anarchists and anything else that will actually help grow the Libertarian Party or the liberty movement. They wouldn't understand humor and satire if it hit them in the face.

This was most noticeable during the 2020 election when the Boomertarians were upset that Vermin Supreme & Spike Cohen were running on the LP ticket and spreading joy to the youth. But since Boomertarians hate joy they drove Vermin & Spike supporters away from growing the party.

The Boomertarians are upset because Spike Cohen took his shirt off for a dad bod calendar to help raise money for the Libertarian Party, they sure are miserable human beings who hate fun.

by Libertarian Sports Nut May 27, 2020

broketarian

While a vegetarian is a person who chooses not to eat mean, a broketarian is a person who can't afford to buy meat. Being a broketarian is, above all, a financial choice. Broketarianism is common among students, for example.

- Dude! All you got here is noodles and lettuce! Given up on meat?
- Nah! That's all I can afford now, man! You know I ain't no vegetarian! I just can't buy meat now.
- I get it! you're like me, then... another broketarian!

by el patron himself September 13, 2019