Book of Life

God's book in which the names of everyone who has allowed Jesus into their hearts during their brief stay on earth are written for all eterinty.

You can go to heaven provided only that your name is written in this book. To get these two (three, four, five, sixteen, however long your name is) words of text permanently written into this obviously huge book, you must accept Jesus into your mind heart, and soul.

The book of life has the billions of names of the people who accepted Jesus.

Book of Life by Phrigajiblenoghip May 22, 2004

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Book of life

A slang term for a homosexual man's anus, which has been stretched so much that it no longer can close. The world's most famous "book of life" is that of goatse.

Damn, my ass is a book of life tonight, jeez.

Book of life by HOB October 11, 2004

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Book of the Thug Life

The Book of the Thug Life is in the progress of being written by the thuggest dude himself, Schmurr or Due Sette. It's a memoir/biography of all the things Due Sette has seen in his life or knows he will have to face. Also featured in the book are all the typical situations a thug might have to encounter and the proper response. The table of contents goes as follows:
Chapter-
1. How To Know You're Legit
2. What Is a Thug?
3. Why You Wish You Were a Thug
4. The Thug Life
5. Why Most People Can't Handle The Thug Life
6. Hop Off the Term Thug If You Are Not a Thug
7. Why I Am a Thug(My Biographical Reference)
8. Who Can Stop a Thug(Nobody)
9. Rule #1 of a Thug
10. The Thug Life Rules
11. What To Do When You Encounter...?

This is the official preview of the next big thing in the literature business. This is all you can see until it is actually written.
Explicit content is used and it is strongly advised that the book should not be read by all.

I wish I was a thug so I'm going to go out and buy the Book of the Thug Life.

Book of the Thug Life by Schmurr April 1, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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