A Mexican booby trap is when you get your partner butt ass naked laying on their floor and not within reach of any sort of object that could be used for clean up. You then proceed to take a shit on their chest. Once you have a good sized shit on their chest tell them you're going to go get something to clean it off in the bathroom. Go to the bathroom and wipe your ass. After you come back and put your clothes back on, proceed to walk out the door without saying anything or helping them clean it up. If they try to move, the shit will fall off and get everything dirty.

Greg: So did you ever end up dumping that one girl?

Jake:Yeah man, Once I was ready to dump her I decided to Mexican Booby Trap her and bail. I wonder if she ever got out of it?

Mexican Booby Trap by ope123 April 14, 2011

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Bootstrap Bill

When you've had too much weed and you start to become part of the couch, chair or whatever you're sitting on.

Friend: Bro did you want another cone?

Me: Naah man I'm Bootstrap Billing right now.

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Bootstrap Paradox

The Bootstrap Paradox is a theoretical paradox of time travel that occurs when an object or piece of information sent back in time becomes trapped within an infinite cause-effect loop in which the item no longer has a discernible point of origin, and is said to be “uncaused” or “self-created”.

A time traveller who was a big fan of Beethoven goes back in time to 18th century Germany to search for Beethoven for an autograph. Upon reaching the destination, the time traveller cannot find Beethoven anywhere, not even Beethoven's family have heard of him. Not being able to bear the thought of a world without Beethoven's music, the time traveller coincidently has all of Beethoven's sheet music, he copies it up and publishes it. The time traveller has become Beethoven and the timeline resumes as usual, this is what we call a Bootstrap Paradox.

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Bootstrapium

What you earn by working hard for success like all your favorite Billionaire crushes tell you to.

Keep mining for bootstrapium, serfs

Blackrock's forever rentals won't build themselves

Bootstrapium by Cerebrex April 13, 2022

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Bootstrapping

The action of lifting yourself out of poverty through sheer skill and force of will. It is about as plausible as the name suggests.

More billionaires exist now than ever before. If we all started bootstrapping, every American could become a billionaire!

Bootstrapping by Sitbear April 9, 2021

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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