(noun)

An activity or object that is fun, yet dangerous. From the television show Stella, which ran for one season on Comedy Central. It originated in the episode "Camping," in which Michael Ian Black, David Wain, and Michael Showalter have a conversation with a mysterious mountain man.

Mountain Man: Yes, the woods are fun.
Wain: Like boobs?
Mountain Man: But they can also be dangerous.
Showalter: Like fire boobs?

Bill: Wanna throw my pocketknife at some trees?
Jim: I dunno, dude, it could end up being like fire boobs.

fire boobs by MC Westy P July 22, 2008

Related Words

booby fire • fire boobs • fire booty • fire extinguisher booty • booby trap • booby-do • booby beth • booby butt • booby man • Booby-Baby-Boo

fire boobs

when she doesn't know you have herpes and you dump a fat nut on her tits and leave it there

sally sue: shit i shouldn'ta gone into that dark alley with that guy, i got fire boobs

partario: i thought you were my girlfriend

fire boobs by pleb 5 March 31, 2009

fire booty

A specific form of flatulent that causes a hot flame like sensation in the anus. Often occurs after consuming Indian, Mexican, or Thai food. Also, women named lydia, brittany, and deedee are known to have chronic cases of fire booty.

Dirty Woman: Oh my fucking God, I have the worst case of fire booty!!!

Nasty Man: What did you eat last night?

Dirty Woman: I had a combination of Indian, Mexican, and Thai food at yo momma's house.

Nasty Man: That's what you get, you fast nasty ugly dirty ho bitch. You got a major case of fire booty.

fire booty by jwest808 January 4, 2010

fire boobs

when your boobs are bright red through a heat-sensitive camera.

Wow, she's got fire boobs!

fire boobs by rikmaksen November 25, 2007

fire boobs

When your boobs are bright red through a heat-sensitive camera.

Wow, she's got fire boobs!

fire boobs by Brad Roelandt November 25, 2007

fire extinguisher booty

extra saggy booty;
extra sweaty buttox like it has been squirted on by fire extinguishers

"look at that breezy runnin!"

"man, she got a fire extinguisher booty ahhh!"

fire extinguisher booty by jelupa feretada August 5, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026