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The french word to say hello.
Bonjour !
bonjour by Someone July 22, 2003

Dirty Bonjour 

Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.
"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.
Dirty Bonjour by Mr_Kevlar August 9, 2016

bonjowdy 

A combination of the French word for hello "bonjour" and iconic Southern word howdy. The ultimate way to greet someone, especially in a Texas French class. Should be followed up with yeehaw for premium experience.
"Oh, hey Lisa."
"Bonjowdy to you, too, Bill. Yeehaw."
"Never say that again."
bonjowdy by Meepless in Seattle September 11, 2018

Bonjourno 

The way to greet an Nazi that speaks french when you are an American disguised as an Italian.
1:Oh how nice you see you!
2:Bonjourno
Bonjourno by swebonny November 28, 2009
Bonejour is a variation of the French word for good morning, "bonjour." Bonejour is a special good morning greeting that is uttered to one's bedmate while sporting a boner. This greeting's sincerity is ehnanced when delivered with a gentle pud hammer.
Bonejour baby-check this out. I hope you're ready for a little morning special!
bonejour by D Rooster July 5, 2007

bonjo time 

The time of bonjo. Also know as booty Larry.
Mitch Hutchinson has a bonjo time.
bonjo time by Stitcha Booty January 17, 2014