Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.
"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.
A combination of the French word for hello "bonjour" and iconic Southern word howdy. The ultimate way to greet someone, especially in a Texas French class. Should be followed up with yeehaw for premium experience.
"Oh, hey Lisa."
"Bonjowdy to you, too, Bill. Yeehaw."
"Never say that again."
Bonejour is a variation of the French word for good morning, "bonjour." Bonejour is a special good morning greeting that is uttered to one's bedmate while sporting a boner. This greeting's sincerity is ehnanced when delivered with a gentle pud hammer.
Bonejour baby-check this out. I hope you're ready for a little morning special!