bonjou

a bonjou is a nickname for the word PENIS.

That foohin sure did like that bonjou!

by foohin January 12, 2008

bonjour

The french word to say hello.

Bonjour !

by Someone July 22, 2003

Dirty Bonjour

Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.

"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.

by Mr_Kevlar August 9, 2016

bonjowdy

A combination of the French word for hello "bonjour" and iconic Southern word howdy. The ultimate way to greet someone, especially in a Texas French class. Should be followed up with yeehaw for premium experience.

"Oh, hey Lisa."
"Bonjowdy to you, too, Bill. Yeehaw."
"Never say that again."

by Meepless in Seattle September 11, 2018

Bonjourno

The way to greet an Nazi that speaks french when you are an American disguised as an Italian.

1:Oh how nice you see you!
2:Bonjourno

by swebonny November 28, 2009

bonejour

Bonejour is a variation of the French word for good morning, "bonjour." Bonejour is a special good morning greeting that is uttered to one's bedmate while sporting a boner. This greeting's sincerity is ehnanced when delivered with a gentle pud hammer.

Bonejour baby-check this out. I hope you're ready for a little morning special!

by D Rooster July 5, 2007

bonjo time

The time of bonjo. Also know as booty Larry.

Mitch Hutchinson has a bonjo time.

by Stitcha Booty January 17, 2014