bongstipated

When you are too stoned to take a shit

“You’ve been in there a while, are you bongstipated?”

bongstipated by meals202 February 17, 2022

Songstipated 

The occurrence of one getting a song involuntarily stuck in their head much in the same way that one, at times, has an unwieldy turd lodged in their anal cavity.

Person 1: “Bro, could you please stop humming Baby Shark?”

Person 2: “Bro, I can’t. I would, bro, but I’m songstipated.”

Songstipated by Wordzard February 13, 2023

Blogstipated 

When you need to blog, but your words just won't come out.

The other day I ..............well I............what did I?? Oh hell, I got nuthin! I'm blogstipated again!

Blogstipated by blozulfog August 24, 2009