1.) Dude:
The first time I saw you, you gave me a mean boneheart. I think I'm in love.
Chick: That's so sweet!
2.) That
substitute teacher is so fine it's embarrassing. If I see her in public, I start to tear up, and also get an erection that lasts over 4 hours. My doctor says it's just a boneheart and
it's nothing to worry about.