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boner shuffle

The act of shuffling your feet and adjusting your piss stream trajectory while urinating with morning wood.
After incorporating the boner shuffle into his morning routine, Ricardo no longer piss painted the floor and walls.
by Bicscuit Beater January 17, 2008
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Boxer-shuffle

We were laying in bed and then I heard the boxer-shuffle; I knew he took his boxers off.
by LILJAYLICH September 18, 2017
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snuffleupagus boner

imaginary boner that a transgender woman wished they had
lili: i wish i had a boner
todd:you have a snuffleupagus boner
by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017
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snuffleupagus boner

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner
by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017
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