Boxer-shuffle 

The noise of boxers coming off

We were laying in bed and then I heard the boxer-shuffle; I knew he took his boxers off.

Boxer-shuffle by LILJAYLICH September 18, 2017

boner shuffle

The act of shuffling your feet and adjusting your piss stream trajectory while urinating with morning wood.

After incorporating the boner shuffle into his morning routine, Ricardo no longer piss painted the floor and walls.

boner shuffle by Bicscuit Beater January 17, 2008

snuffleupagus boner 

imaginary boner that a transgender woman wished they had

lili: i wish i had a boner
todd:you have a snuffleupagus boner

snuffleupagus boner by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017

snuffleupagus boner 

imaginary boner that transgender woman wish they had

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner

snuffleupagus boner by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017