boner parade 

a cavalcade of attractive women (men if you are gay) that are considered to be very sexually arousing

I went down to the college laundromat today... It was a total boner parade!

I like going to hooters, always a boner parade.

boner parade by hanibal the jerk February 17, 2012

Boner Paradox 

When you've pulled an all-nighter and during the morning hours you discover you have have morning wood despite never having slept and woke up with it.

I just stayed up all night watching girls gone wild and now I got a serious boner paradox going on.

Boner Paradox by hsuR June 18, 2011

Boner Paradox

The Boner Paradox is a self-fulfilling cycle in which the fear or stress of not being able to get or maintain an erection causes enough anxiety that it actually prevents you from getting or maintaining an erection — thereby confirming the original fear and trapping you in the loop.

"After striking out the last two times, Jake got so nervous that he fell straight into the Boner Paradox — the harder he tried to relax and get hard, the more stressed he became, and the softer he stayed."

Boner Paradox by Guagzila May 31, 2026