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boner ghost 

When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner
George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.
boner ghost by meldon888 December 5, 2015
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boner ghost 

When one wakes up or discovers a boner and has no clear idea on how it came to be.
George had quite the boner ghost when he was standing in line at walmart.
boner ghost by Sephtis February 6, 2015

Ghost Boner 

A type of boner that a guy gets without realizing it.
Dude look at that dude he has a ghost boner and doesn't even know it!
Ghost Boner by GREB! December 21, 2008

ghost boner 

The crease in your pants that looks like you have a boner.
"Damn, look how small Randy's boner is." "ITS A GHOST BONER, GOD! MY DICK IS LIKE A CENTIMETER LONGER!"
ghost boner by TheHolla May 15, 2013

Ghost Boner 

The temporary, lingering erection following an orgasm. Ghost boners typically only last for a short period of time.
Wife: "Are you ready to have sex again?"
Me: "No, this is just a ghost boner."

ghost boner erection dong sex orgasm
Ghost Boner by Scrotumator March 13, 2012

Ghost Boner 

Still being able to feel the dick that was grinding on you in the club once the song ends.
*wipes off ass*
"Gurl, you got something on your butt?"

"Nah…just trying to wipe off this ghost boner."
Ghost Boner by C. Xoxo July 17, 2014

Ghost Boner 

When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm
Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"
Ghost Boner by KillAllTheEmos April 3, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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