The cat that always seems to show up, purring, whenever you have a boner, and proceeds to watch you have sex, receive a blow job, masturbate, etc. (Includes NARBs)
You: Oh look, there's the cat watching us again.
Your wife: You know we can't have sex without our beloved boner cat present.
Your wife: You know we can't have sex without our beloved boner cat present.
by Frodobarfins January 9, 2009
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The term "Cat Boner" can be used in any situation.
It is neither a noun, verb, adjective, preposition, etc.
It is it's own type of word that can be used at any time.
However Cat Boner is usually directed towards a fuckwad
The term "Cat Boner" can be used in any situation.
It is neither a noun, verb, adjective, preposition, etc.
It is it's own type of word that can be used at any time.
However Cat Boner is usually directed towards a fuckwad
Teacher- "Danny did you turn in your project."
Danny- "No"
Teacher- "I guess I'm going to have to rape you"
Danny- "Oh CAT BONER"
"Your mother has a voluptuous cat boner"
Boss- "The American stock report shows that we will lose 30% income during this fiscal year."
Worker-"I feel as though we can really turn this company around with a new CAT BONER"
2nd Worker- "True a new image would most likely CAT BONER, however we have little time and CAT BONER to fund the project"
Boss- "Stop all of this CAT BONER we must think proactively"
Worker- "CAT BONER CAT BONER CAT BONER the complexities of business ethics is something that we must not waste time disputing over... CAT BONER"
Danny- "No"
Teacher- "I guess I'm going to have to rape you"
Danny- "Oh CAT BONER"
"Your mother has a voluptuous cat boner"
Boss- "The American stock report shows that we will lose 30% income during this fiscal year."
Worker-"I feel as though we can really turn this company around with a new CAT BONER"
2nd Worker- "True a new image would most likely CAT BONER, however we have little time and CAT BONER to fund the project"
Boss- "Stop all of this CAT BONER we must think proactively"
Worker- "CAT BONER CAT BONER CAT BONER the complexities of business ethics is something that we must not waste time disputing over... CAT BONER"
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