boner cat 

The cat that always seems to show up, purring, whenever you have a boner, and proceeds to watch you have sex, receive a blow job, masturbate, etc. (Includes NARBs)

You: Oh look, there's the cat watching us again.
Your wife: You know we can't have sex without our beloved boner cat present.

boner cat by Frodobarfins January 9, 2009

Cat Boner 

A cat boner is a cat boner.

The term "Cat Boner" can be used in any situation.

It is neither a noun, verb, adjective, preposition, etc.
It is it's own type of word that can be used at any time.

However Cat Boner is usually directed towards a fuckwad

Teacher- "Danny did you turn in your project."
Danny- "No"
Teacher- "I guess I'm going to have to rape you"
Danny- "Oh CAT BONER"



"Your mother has a voluptuous cat boner"



Boss- "The American stock report shows that we will lose 30% income during this fiscal year."
Worker-"I feel as though we can really turn this company around with a new CAT BONER"
2nd Worker- "True a new image would most likely CAT BONER, however we have little time and CAT BONER to fund the project"
Boss- "Stop all of this CAT BONER we must think proactively"
Worker- "CAT BONER CAT BONER CAT BONER the complexities of business ethics is something that we must not waste time disputing over... CAT BONER"

Cat Boner by Lucaaaaaaaasssssssssssss March 18, 2009

cat boner 

cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick

I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies

cat boner by dedflatboi77 November 26, 2022

cat aided boner 

when a cat sits on your lap and you either get a semi or a full bone!

percie was feeding his neighbours cat, he felt tired, he sat on the sofa, the cat hopped onto his lap and gave him a semi cat aided boner

cat aided boner by chrisphillips April 27, 2009

Boner Cats 

Cats (cool people) that walk around with boners all over the vases, and break the fine china.

A Boner Cats just walked through my home and destroyed my very expensive three-dimensional art. :(

Boner Cats by Bitches. The Man August 13, 2011

black cat bone

A black cat bone is a type of lucky charm used in the magical tradition of hoodoo. It is thought to ensure a variety of positive effects, such as invisibility, good luck, protection from malevolent magic, rebirth after death, and romantic success. Wikipedia

My baby got a black cat bone

black cat bone by Felis catus April 22, 2022

Cat Bone 

Body part located between the thighs that is exposed when laying vertical on an elevated service and lowering your torso below the hips exposing the concealed area

Brandizzle exposed her cat bone when laying on a bench of the kitchen table and reaching down to poke Ali the dog to see if she is still alive.

Cat Bone by DEESNTZ March 25, 2025