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bone smuggling 

Anal sex, especially as practice by homosexual males. See also "bone smuggler".
Bruce and Julian met in the broom closet during their lunch break for a bit of surreptitious bone smuggling.
bone smuggling by Greenie August 21, 2003

bone smugglin' 

1) The act of transversing any given area when the bones in question are obscured through any means of subterfuge. Considered illegal in some countries.
2) Any sexual act where the "penis" is temporarily hidden from view within any given orifice.
1) Jefe was charged with felony posession of a controlled substance and 2 counts of bone smugglin'.
2)Mmmm baby, doggie wants to hide the bone. I'm bone smugglin' baby...
bone smugglin' by Chuck Biscuts November 8, 2008

bone smugglin' 

1) Any sexual act (straight, gay or "other") where the penis is temporarily hidden from view within any given orifice.

2) The act of transversing any given area when the bones in question are obscured from view through any means of subterfuge. Considered a felony in some countries.
1) Mmmm baby, time to hide the bone. I'm bone smugglin' baby...

2) Jefe was charged with a felony posession of a firearm and 2 counts of bone smugglin'.
bone smugglin' by Chuck Biscuts January 18, 2007
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026