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Bone Home 

This is what ET (Extra Testicle) does when his woman is away, and what I did on a 6 month job away from my woman. This is the concise version of another coinage of mine, "phone-a-bone." As in, "Hey, it's 6 o'clock, I've got to go to my room and phone-a-bone!"
I'm horny but my woman's back home. I guess I'll have pick up the phone and bone home.
Bone Home by Urban Dan May 5, 2009
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ET Bone Home 

Doing a really ugly chick. Like really ugly. Like, she's wrinkly and short.
Dude, that chick you brought home last night, I was all like "ET bone home."
ET Bone Home by Gruntmaster10k June 30, 2011

homework bone 

When you're or your spouse is tired from homework that you have sex to relieve stress.
Boyfriend: Omg I have 500 more words to this essay
Girlfriend: Wanna homework bone
homework bone by Repiliptic June 26, 2016

Homeward Bone 

To return to one's hometown from college (or any other event that would keep one away from home for an extended period of time), and have sex with someone from said hometown.
Remember Bernice, that really hot girl from high school? I totally got a homeward bone during Christmas break with her!
Homeward Bone by Sun-Bro Solaire December 29, 2013

Bonehome 

My bonehome is sore after that hiking trip.
Bonehome by Doubledtee November 5, 2021

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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