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bonogles

Sunglasses fitted with bright pink glass,mainly worn by untalented pop-artists of the homosexual persuation. Wearing this accessory for prolonged periods of time can have serious psychological bieffects on the wearer, such as wrongly comparing yourself to the Beatles, the perception that you have deep knowledge in subjects far beyond the limits of the pop-artists feeble mind and deeply enjoying the smell from the sulphur acids in your own flatulence. Looking directly at the sun while wearing bonogles will result in retinal cancer (retinoblastoma), though if you find yourself wearing bonogles, it is widely and strongly adviced that you go ahead and do it. A thorough study in this subject matter is done by the UDCA (Uncle Deercamp Culture Analysis Board)
The use of "bonogles" in a sentence:
"Bono is a pretencious piece of shit with suck ass songs, a dumb ass name, and I hope someone shoves those damn bonogles so far up his ass you can hear them clack on the back of his teeth."
by FleshlightPounder November 14, 2007
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Booglesack

n - 1) a game played by 3 or more people who are bored out of their minds and cannot find anything better to do. It is usually played in a car while driving around but can be played on foot or on bicycles. The director (usually the driver of the car) yells out the word "booglesack" at an intersection in which the other players have to yell out 'left', 'right', or 'straight' to tell which direction the driver needs to go. The individual who says it the quickest wins that round and the driver must go in the direction that was yelled out. The game ends when one feels it should end and the person who won the most rounds is the winner and gets the ability to gloat and be the supreme booglesacker.

2) The winner of the aforementioned game (usually add on er to the end)

v - to win the game of Booglesack (booglesacking, booglesacked)
n:

Andrew: Booglesack!

Alex: Left!

Ethan: Right!

(Turns left)

Alex: Haha I just booglesacked yo ass

Ethan: Fuck you noob I got it first

v:

Ethan: I am the best booglesacker there is. Fuck you noobs I pwn at booglesacking I will booglesack any mofo who thinks I'm not the ultimate booglesacker.
by sydstorm August 6, 2009
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Smoogle boogles

More sophisticated than just shouting from a car, but not as refined as shouting git your fuckin' rat out.
Designed to disorientate and bewilder the recipient.
"Smoogle boogles"

"im dazed and confused"
by Flava No.7 March 19, 2008
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booglesmop

when you are having long hard sex and your penis breaks
babe i just got a booglesmop
by weetrom June 5, 2020
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booglesnout

A rare and mythical creature that appears in visions to astoundingly high individuals. Said to be similar to a white rabbit with fluffy fur, large legs, and a tiny nose. Its cousin, the Jackelope, is another "commonly" seen creature. Many say the Booglesnout wears a blue scarf, and/or is holding a small joint.
You: "BRO, did you see that Booglesnout that just ran by?"
Bro: "DUDDDEE, I think i did! Was it wearing a blue-"
*Simultaneously*: "SCARF?!"
You: "HOLY SHIT WE ARE BAKED BRO!!!"
Bro: "HAHAHA, Wait what?..."
You: "huh?"
by way2high September 24, 2013
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Bongles

Awesome, cool, pimpin, stellar, rad
Oh my gosh that purse is so bongles!
by SammieSacredYEAHYEAH August 23, 2009
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Bongolese

A fictional tribe invented by Richard Dawkins in his book "The God Delusion" to make fun of cultural relativism.
"If I am accused of murder, and prosecuting counsel sternly asks me whether it is true that I was in Chicago on the night of the crime, I cannot get away with a philosophical evasion: 'It depends what you mean by "true".' Nor with an anthropological, relativist plea: 'It is only in your Western scientific sense of "in" that I was in Chicago. The Bongolese have a completely different concept of "in", according to which you are only truly "in" a place if you are an anointed elder entitled to take snuff from the dried scrotum of a goat.'" (Dawkins, R. 2006 "The God Delusion", Bantam Press).
by Jim Alabim November 22, 2011
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