an adjective used to describe someone having the qualities of Jon Bon Jovi Note: Only used in the 17 page paper Cliff Redish wrote about Madison Werner
Is when jerking off to black gay midget porn and all of a sudden you realize you have a erectile dysfunction on your micro nigger dick. Also when you get your pubes stuck in the dishwasher
The artist Bonjovie was watching ebony midget porn when all of a sudden he realized it was a Nigger Bonjovie while his pubes we’re stuck.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.