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bon joviesque 

an adjective used to describe someone having the qualities of Jon Bon Jovi
Note: Only used in the 17 page paper Cliff Redish wrote about Madison Werner
His smile is bon joviesque.
bon joviesque by unnamed February 5, 2004

Bon Joviesque 

(adj.) word used to describe something resembling or related to the lead singer of the 80's hair metal band Bon Jovi (Jon Bon Jovi).
Those tight jeans he wore to the Basketball game were Bon Joviesque.
Bon Joviesque by unknown February 4, 2004

Nigger Bonjovie 

Is when jerking off to black gay midget porn and all of a sudden you realize you have a erectile dysfunction on your micro nigger dick. Also when you get your pubes stuck in the dishwasher
The artist Bonjovie was watching ebony midget porn when all of a sudden he realized it was a Nigger Bonjovie while his pubes we’re stuck.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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