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bon jovied

to be interupted in the act of sex, i.e. while you are "half way there". see also getting off at the billy mills roundabout.
trev - "i was shagging my bird the other night and got bon jovied by her mother"
dave - "shite eh?"
bon jovied by mb88 January 9, 2008
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bon joviesque 

an adjective used to describe someone having the qualities of Jon Bon Jovi
Note: Only used in the 17 page paper Cliff Redish wrote about Madison Werner
His smile is bon joviesque.
bon joviesque by unnamed February 5, 2004

Bon Joviesque 

(adj.) word used to describe something resembling or related to the lead singer of the 80's hair metal band Bon Jovi (Jon Bon Jovi).
Those tight jeans he wore to the Basketball game were Bon Joviesque.
Bon Joviesque by unknown February 4, 2004

Nigger Bonjovie 

Is when jerking off to black gay midget porn and all of a sudden you realize you have a erectile dysfunction on your micro nigger dick. Also when you get your pubes stuck in the dishwasher
The artist Bonjovie was watching ebony midget porn when all of a sudden he realized it was a Nigger Bonjovie while his pubes we’re stuck.
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