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riding the bologna pony

In the act of screwing.
1. "Look at her go, she riding the bologna pony."

2. "Oh, yeah she is a pro at riding the bologna pony."

3. "In five minutes you too can ride the bologna pony."

4. "Riding the bologna pony gets me going and makes my day."
riding the bologna pony by MegaMost November 15, 2009

Bologna Pony 

It is another word used to describe a man's penis.
Jay: Hey Megan want to ride my bologna pony?

Megan: Not even if you paid me

Jay: Why not?

Megan: You have AIDS

Bologna Pony 

A Bologna Pony
The most exquisite american meat shaped into the lovely form of a pony

NOT VERY OFTEN referred to as a cock
Matt: Hey John, you see Jessica over there?
John: yea?
Matt: She rode the bologna pony all night loooong
John: *high five*

Bologna Pony 

In essence, it is another name for the penis.
Hey baby, why don't you come over here and take a ride on the bologna pony?
Bologna Pony by 5tephen August 19, 2008

ride the wild bologna pony 

what you say to get drunken college girls to sleep with you. may work on boys to.
Ben asked Guy if he wanted to ride the wild bologna pony. Guy wanted to, and ride it he did.

bologna pony 

she wants to ride the bologna pony
bologna pony by kainmarko September 9, 2003
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