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BOBS YOUR UNCLE 

A man named bob...is indeed your uncle....but he is also a sex attacker....who has stolen several children from local primary schools....the term is a mix between "harry is your grandma" and "eddie is yow bitch mo-fucker".
Boy: Oh...hi there...are you ok? you look kinda ill...
Girls Father: You fucked my daughter!!!, omg WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
Boy: BOBS YOUR UNCLE dick face!
Girls Father: Oh mein GOT!!! im gonna go bustle in the hedgerow.
BOBS YOUR UNCLE by omgiwillpwnu September 15, 2008

and bobs your uncle 

Well, its used to say "And there you go. That simple"

I have no idea where it come from.
Click that there, and bobs your uncle!
and bobs your uncle by skenmy August 23, 2004

Bob's your uncle 

It's a catch phrase dating back to 1887, when, in a blatant case of favoritism, British Prime Minister Robert Cecil (a.k.a. Lord Salisbury) decided to appoint his nephew Arthur Balfour to the prestigious and sensitive post of Chief Secretary for Ireland.

So "Bob's your uncle" is another way of saying "your success is guaranteed."
You just put these parts together like this, and Bob's your uncle - you have a working model!

You want to go to the stadium? Go straight on until you reach the park, take the first left, and Bob’s your uncle - you're there!

and Bob’s Your Uncle 

And Means “there it is,” “there you have it,” or “everything is alright.” Commonly use in the UK and through the Commonwealth. Similar to the French “et viola.”
Magician waves his wand over his top and says: “Abracadabra! Alakazam!” As he pulls the rabbit out he says “and Bob’s your uncle!!”

and bob's your uncle 

Aussie slang term meaning "and there you go", "and then you're done", etc.
To make popsicles, just put juice in an ice tray, put a toothpick in each cell, put it in the freezer overnight, and bob's your uncle.
and bob's your uncle by korex December 29, 2003

Bob's Your Uncle 

There you go!
That's it!
Everything is Okey Dokey.
.....it's ready to go...
It wasn't running right, so I cleaned the carb, adjusted the points and Bob's your Uncle!