AIDS Fella

Some man who has AIDS

Aids Victim: I got a confession to make

Normal Bloke: What's that?

Aids Victim: I an AIDS fella

Normal Bloke: Are you positive?

Aids Victim: HIV positive

by manoguv November 30, 2007

Bobs Your Uncle

British word used to say "sorted". Can be used in many scenarios.

Jack: Take the car to the garage, get the engine fixed, bobs your uncle.

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Jack: Go shopping at 10am, get back to play golf, then off to the pub, and a shag later. bobs your uncle

by manoguv November 30, 2007