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When a girl has to make up a reason to not have sex with a guy after she realizes he has a micropenis. Common bobs evacuations are "I have to attend a funeral" and "my grandma needs more home"
Rachael: So I heard you guys went all the way. How did it go?
Jordy: I thought it was gonna be good but I had to do a bobs evacuation.
by Davis1326 July 15, 2017
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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