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bob long 

a brand of paintball markers made for tards who think they're cool and who think they need more than others to be cool
Look at Coty and his new Bob Long, what a douche!
bob long by !THOR! September 1, 2008

Bob Long Vice 

An amazing paintball marker.
One of the best.
Dude A: i just ravaged some noobs with my new bob long vice.
Dude B: thats cool
Bob Long Vice by Kelen L January 17, 2009

Long bob jones 

Someone who was incredibly long limbed in their youth. They may or may not also go by little BJ.
Look at that lanky ass long bob jones
Long bob jones by PapaZaddy November 5, 2021

boblongiandicularianquandinglinger 

clever silly little creatures with distinguishing carrot ears and buck-teeth chompers, they inhabit the underground tunnels of the mr beast burger restaurant. most are friendly, but if you anger them they will scream in a high pitched voice till your ears bleed. but if uou are nice, they will love you unconditionally 🤗
person A: “did you hear? the boblongiandicularianquandinglinge has coronavirus.”
person B: “the boblongiandicularianquandinglinger is dangerous!!!”

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026