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bob long 

a brand of paintball markers made for tards who think they're cool and who think they need more than others to be cool
Look at Coty and his new Bob Long, what a douche!
bob long by !THOR! September 1, 2008

Bob Long Vice 

An amazing paintball marker.
One of the best.
Dude A: i just ravaged some noobs with my new bob long vice.
Dude B: thats cool
Bob Long Vice by Kelen L January 17, 2009

Long bob jones 

Someone who was incredibly long limbed in their youth. They may or may not also go by little BJ.
Look at that lanky ass long bob jones
Long bob jones by PapaZaddy November 5, 2021

boblongiandicularianquandinglinger 

clever silly little creatures with distinguishing carrot ears and buck-teeth chompers, they inhabit the underground tunnels of the mr beast burger restaurant. most are friendly, but if you anger them they will scream in a high pitched voice till your ears bleed. but if uou are nice, they will love you unconditionally 🤗
person A: “did you hear? the boblongiandicularianquandinglinge has coronavirus.”
person B: “the boblongiandicularianquandinglinger is dangerous!!!”
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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