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bob long 

a brand of paintball markers made for tards who think they're cool and who think they need more than others to be cool
Look at Coty and his new Bob Long, what a douche!
bob long by !THOR! September 1, 2008

Bob Long Vice 

An amazing paintball marker.
One of the best.
Dude A: i just ravaged some noobs with my new bob long vice.
Dude B: thats cool
Bob Long Vice by Kelen L January 17, 2009

Long bob jones 

Someone who was incredibly long limbed in their youth. They may or may not also go by little BJ.
Look at that lanky ass long bob jones
Long bob jones by PapaZaddy November 5, 2021

boblongiandicularianquandinglinger 

clever silly little creatures with distinguishing carrot ears and buck-teeth chompers, they inhabit the underground tunnels of the mr beast burger restaurant. most are friendly, but if you anger them they will scream in a high pitched voice till your ears bleed. but if uou are nice, they will love you unconditionally 🤗
person A: “did you hear? the boblongiandicularianquandinglinge has coronavirus.”
person B: “the boblongiandicularianquandinglinger is dangerous!!!”

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026