board whore 

a girl who has no butt or boobs, but still has 28376638 exboyfriends

"omfg elle that girl dated tyler. isnt he your ex?"
"what a board whore."

board whore by thankspeteomfgh June 14, 2015

board whore 

A member of the Board of a company that does not look out for the shareholders interest.

John was a board whore when he voted for the merger, knowing it would enrich him but stiff the average investor.

board whore by Angry Stockholder November 24, 2015

board whore 

girl who is has no butt/boobs, but still gets 1972635372 boyfriends

rachelle- "brroooooooooo ella is dating tyler. isnt he your ex?"
camille-"what a board whore!"

board whore by thankspeteomfgh June 14, 2015

bulletin board whore

Someone who continually posts excessive, stupid-ass bulletin board messages on MySpace.

That bulletin board whore took up three of my five bulletins spaces so I bitch smacked her.

bulletin board whore by Spider289 April 18, 2005

Message board whore 

A person (usually a female or a flaming male) that persists on commenting on every single poster that is currently logged in. This person typically has excellent typing skills, chugs coffee or energy drinks, pretends to have a life outside the cyberworld and acts as a politically correct person. There is no way of getting away from these types of people while logged in as they silently lurk, watching you post and then strike at the most oppurtune moment to break you down. Message board whores ramble on constantly and make pages of the message boards fly by worse than a slot machine.

Jim: Hi all! How's everyone doing today?

cloggergirl: Hi Jim! I'll bet you been a naughty boy after what I read last night. I just got done planting my tulips hee hee. Have you seen Honey1234? She and I are best pals! What's for dinner tonight? Oh my I'll BRB. Okay I'm back. Oh phone call! Okay back. Are you still here? Hello? ggghhh!

Jim: Fuck you silly bitch! Message board whore

cloggergirl: WAHHHHHHHHHH! What did I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Message board whore by Mrs Patooty June 9, 2009

boar whore 

A girl that is obese that is a very hungry, hairy, fat, sweaty, smelly, and horny that will pounce on any hick that has a lifted truck and listens to country music. This "boar whore" usually goes for country boys that wear rock revival jeans or BKE jeans, cowboy boots, American Fighter shirts, and also dips.

They often call out to their friends, "THERE'S THAT BOAR WHORE!!! RUN! SHE'S COMING STRAIGHT AT YOU!!!"

boar whore by kricket0379 December 16, 2016

Beard Whore

Someone with a strong attraction to face fuzz. They could give you a list as long as your arm of bearded men they find attractive, and they probably follow them all on twitter/instagram/facebook too.

Girl 1: "I think I'm in love with Ricki Hall"

Girl 2: "Me too! ......have you seen Chris Millington though?"

Girl 1: "You're such a Beard Whore"

Beard Whore by TMT2013 September 7, 2013