blunt boner

when you see your weedhead friends getting anxious while you roll a blunt...they are very excited to be smoking a blunt in the near future

Melvin never has a sack...I can see him getting a blunt boner as I am rolling this L up

blunt boner by Tha Carter VT June 25, 2008

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boner blunt

A Blunt wrap sealed around a penis and smoked.

"Hey dudes lets roll a boner blunt"
"yeah man i cant wait to burn your bell end and smoke it!"

(Lots of screaming and gargling of cock)

"hey man my fuckin japs eye is burned shut!"

"that is so totally rad dude blow mine"

boner blunt by boner blunt man November 4, 2011

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Boner Bunt

When you have a boner, and you sneak up behind someone with the boner near their head, call their name, and then they'll turn their head into the boner.

That girl is hot, I'm going to sneak up behind her and boner bunt her in the face while we're watching Star Trek Next Generation later!

Boner Bunt by Micahdykajackoffsen December 24, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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