blumkin pie
blumkin pie by jenny420 October 30, 2007
Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise
After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.
Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?
Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.
Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .
Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.
Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .
Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009
Blumpkin Pie
The act of performing oral sex while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. The feces produced during this event is known as the blumpkin pie.
Blumpkin Pie by Johnny Bone December 5, 2009
Blumpkin Pie
The act of having a Ménage à trois while the woman is dressed as a Pilgrim or Indian Squaw. One guy is in the process of receiving a blumpkin, while the other is in the process of giving the woman a cream pie.
The first Blumpkin Pie.
While Miles Standish was in the outhouse (after the first Thanksgiving), the hot redheaded pilgrim girl started to give him a blumpkin. John Smith came by and was so aroused that he joined in and gave her a cream pie.
While Miles Standish was in the outhouse (after the first Thanksgiving), the hot redheaded pilgrim girl started to give him a blumpkin. John Smith came by and was so aroused that he joined in and gave her a cream pie.
Blumpkin Pie by Uncle Kreepy November 22, 2011
Blumpkin Pie
Blumpkin Pie is a delicious home made recipe that any male with or without cooking skills can make.
While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
Carina: What the fuck is your problem?
Brian: What are you talking about?
Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!
Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.
Brian: What are you talking about?
Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!
Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.
Blumpkin Pie by edwin gaffney May 19, 2006
Blumpkin Pie
(1) To perform oral sex on a female while she is defacating.
(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
"Would you like to have some Blumpkin Pie" "No thank you, one slip of the tongue and I'm in deep shit!"
Blumpkin Pie by B77 September 17, 2012
blumpkin pie
A continuation of a blumpkin, where directly proceeding the ordinary blumpkin, the woman eats the feces.
Refers to the feces resulting from the blumpkin.
Refers to the feces resulting from the blumpkin.
blumpkin pie by Mr Emachine February 16, 2005
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