Facebook Blueballed 

When someone signs onto their facebook after at least a day, only to find out they don't have any notifications.

Alex: Hey did I post that funny video I found to your wall?
Ben: No dude, I got facebook blueballed today.

Facebook Blueballed by Chigoose22 August 19, 2010

mentally blue balled 

When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.

Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.

Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...

(Jenny is mentally blue balled)

mentally blue balled by uhohrosarioh April 7, 2010

intellectual blueballs 

A state of confusion or anxiety resulting from the ineffective or incomplete explanation of a particular topic. Not entirely dissimilar from an unsatisfying sexual experience resulting in the swelling of the testicles.

I was left with intellectual blueballs as a result of his nebulous rant on verbal fractals.

intellectual blueballs by MarkPG October 9, 2006

emotional blueballs 

When you are sad and hold back tears and give yourself a headache...

Person 1: I have stopped myself from crying so much today I have a headache.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.

emotional blueballs by @KO June 25, 2016

dubstep blueballs 

In a song (genre dubstep) there is no drop and there for you anticipate a drop yet none will come

Dude that song gave me dubstep blueballs

dubstep blueballs by yolobizzil May 23, 2014

bumballed 

when you sit down and squash your low hanging scrotum and balls under your arse.usually when its hot and sweaty.

oh dude,i just bumballed myself on that chair ,nearly ripped the fuckers right off !

bumballed by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

Blue Balled 

This accours when the male is about to reach climax, but is suddenly cut off giving him the blue balls. This is often compared to real life events.

Tyler: "Bro did you hear that the game was delayed"
Brad: "yeah dude I got Blue Balled"

Blue Balled by anonymous September 15, 2020