by electric bananna symphony December 04, 2010
something that you should never google in your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is the sickest, vilest thing you will ever see in your life!
it will scar you forever
it is the sickest, vilest thing you will ever see in your life!
it will scar you forever
i typed blue waffle in google and hit im feeling lucky
i was scarred for life and never used google again
im a bing person now
i was scarred for life and never used google again
im a bing person now
by Poopy Pingu May 02, 2010
This is a physical action where a body part is twisted until it has lost circulation and turns blue. A fly swatter is then used to slap the area until a waffle mark is imprinted. Usually requires two people.
Harry: I've got the flu swatter
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle
by deejay_steve June 03, 2018
Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers
I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons
by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010
The most disgusting,repulsive,vile vaginal disease known to man; Female Genitals with a blue crusty tint
by Travis Marcy March 05, 2010
by lgfyli March 28, 2010
It is NOT your favorite breakfast food with blueberry sauce on top. Instead, it means "a serious infection on the female genitals".
by th100 May 26, 2010