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Blue Pen 

When you choke the dick so hard it turns blue.
"My dicks's still sore, I gave myself a blue pen last night"
or
" She grabbed my dick so hard she gave me a blue pen"
Blue Pen by Cunta_Kinte September 6, 2016
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blue pen 

Okay this is like for bands, they stand outside the bands bus and wait for them to come out they have a glossy picture of the band and a blue pen, then they sell it on ebay, ebayers!
Person A:Hey did you see that blue pen at the show
Perspn B:Yeah he was so old
blue pen by nattyB syke May 30, 2008

Breaking a blue pen 

I was just breaking a blue pen when you called

Blue Penis

(n) -A term for Dr. Manhattan of the Watchmen series, as the character's genitals are of this color.
Dude, the Blue Penis was in the new Watchmen movie!
Blue Penis by Passado March 22, 2009

Touching Blue Pencil 

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.
Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.

blue penguin 

This is just the most fabulous penguin ever. Because of out of all black, white and yellow penguins there are in the world, there's that one special Blue Penguin roaming the earth.
Out of all the penguins I see in the zoo, I want to see a blue penguin.

bluepencils

Very cool underrated person on tiktok who posts nothing, but is a very cool mutual, plays genshin too
bluepencils is so cool
bluepencils by bluepencils April 15, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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