blue origin

space rocket company making penis shaped sub-orbital rockets owned by amazon founder Jeff bezos.

did you know jeff made rockets?
no
he calls it blue origin their rockets look like giant dildos.

by jeff who March 2, 2020

blue origin

blue origin, the company that creates space dildos.

Dude have you heard, Jeff Bezos has a rocket company called blue origin!
Wait, the the ones that look more like dildo's than rockets?
Yes!

by Not elon musk February 27, 2020

BlueOrigin

Referring to a specific type of blue balls experienced by billionaires who are jealous of other more successful billionaires ability to "get it up" to orbit. Symptoms include the shaping of one's head, fixing a cowboy hat on ones ball dome, and the nonstop filing a lawsuit against those not afflicted with BlueOrigin.

Jeff Bezos really suffers from a horrible case of BlueOrigin. Perhaps if Jeff Bezos would spend more time on research and development and less time filing lawsuits against SpaceX, he would clear up his case of BlueOrigin

by Mr. Webster's ghost September 27, 2021

BlueOrigin

Referring to a specific type of blue balls experienced by billionaires who are jealous of other more successful billionaires ability to "get it up" to orbit. Symptoms include the shaving of one's head, affixing a cowboy hat on ones ball dome, and the nonstop filing a lawsuit against those not afflicted with BlueOrigin.

Jeff Bezos really suffers from a horrible case of BlueOrigin. Perhaps if Jeff Bezos would spend more time on research and development and less time filing lawsuits against SpaceX, he would clear up his case of BlueOrigin

by Mr. Webster's ghost September 27, 2021