blue balls

when polly wont finish off your cracker

by charlie watmough March 12, 2003

blue balls

When a woman teases your cock to the point of no return then backs off..

As i was leaving the state, my gf decided to give me a half blowjob before i got on the plane..

3 fkn hours of excruciating blue balls pain and no way of releif.

by flat6 May 28, 2006

blue balls

A painful condition when a man has been profoundly sexually stimulated but not allowed to ejaculate, leaving his balls feeling heavy and sore. It is my mission to relieve this unpleasant phenomenon.

His girlfriend had left him with blue balls, so I took pity on him and sucked him off until he came in my mouth. We both felt better after that.

by jezebel July 21, 2005

blue balls

Something a guy will tell a girl to get her to sleep with him. (She usually laughs and thinks it's funny. It works better than getting angry.)

guy1-"I have blue balls..." teenage girl2-"awwww.. pooor baby... why don't you drop your pants down and let me suck you off!"

girl2-"My ex-boyfriend used to have blue balls all the time..." current boyfriend- slaps his face... gets angry because he hasn't had any in a few weeks.

girl2-"what's wrong baby?"

by yogiepopo February 2, 2014

blue balls

When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job

That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!

by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

blue balls

The single greatest and most used excuse by males to ensure that females or males finish the job.

Baby if you stop now I will get blue balls.

by madfelixxx January 5, 2008

blue balls

The excruciating pain felt in the balls when a girl gives you head, but doesn't finish you off.

by djdan December 29, 2002