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1. Slang - To be extremely excited about something soon to happen, and become denied right before the event.

2. Actual - To be aroused to the point of extreme erection, and be denied right before actual intercourse. Testicles become bruised and pain occurs; hence the name and color description: blue balls.

The most excruciating pain you can experience while still having your balls intact. It happens when you've had an erection for a long time, but never achieved orgasm. If your cratch brushes the slightest bit against anything, it feels like they've been hit with a hammer.

A painful condition when a man has been profoundly sexually stimulated but not allowed to ejaculate, leaving his balls feeling heavy and sore. It is my mission to relieve this unpleasant phenomenon.

1: In reality, it's bringing a male close to climax (close enough where his testicles get filled with seminal fluid and semen), but not letting him get rid of the built-up sex juices.
The resulting inundation causes extreme discomfort and pain, lasting for hours.
See also blue ball
2: In slang terms, it's the expectation and tremendous build-up of getting something you want, only to find that you're not going to get it in the end.

When a woman teases your cock to the point of no return then backs off..

Something a guy will tell a girl to get her to sleep with him. (She usually laughs and thinks it's funny. It works better than getting angry.)