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blow career 

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone who gives copious amounts of oral sex, well above what most people would consider an average amount for a sexually active person. As job is to career, so blow job is to blow career--someone who gives "blow careers" has almost taken oral sex to an extreme level, pursuing it as if there's some sort of reward in the afterlife for people who give that much head.
Man, Suzie went down on the entire football team at the party last week. That girl doesn't just give blow jobs--she's got a blow career!

I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.

Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.
blow career by Talmanes December 3, 2006
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Blow career 

It's just like a blow job, but it's when one is given so consistantly that it's become a career of yours not just a job.
"Suzie has give me 30 blowjobs just this week, I guess you could call it a blow career of hers."
Blow career by Horses101010101 December 17, 2016

The Blow Hand Love Career 

The Blow Hand Love Career should not, NOT be taken lightly. Originally created in Ancient China, only the highest concubines of the emperor would learn such a trick. Later it was uncovered at the end of the nineteenth century by the British.

This is where a woman switches from a blow job to a hand job every fifteen minutes switching at least until the man shoots cum regularily. Anyway, when the woman has done this she will lick her hands clean of jiz and then starts to have anus sex with the man. When that is finished she shall excrete the males ejaculation onto her hands and eat it as the man enjoys the sight.

To fully appreciate and recreate The Blow Hand Love Career the man should cut a hole at the tip of a condom to make an essence of shooting cum. Also, it should take at least two hours.
"Connor... I think I'm ready for the Blow Hand Love Career," Nora said shyly.
"Honey, you know it takes a lot of work and responsibility it isn't like some lousy job, its a career. Are you ready for that?" Josh questioned authoritatively.

~Three Hours Later~

"You've done well my Sofia," smiled Connor.
"My name's Nora," she stated looking angrier by the second.
"Oh shi-"
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026