bloody egg

someone sucks there peiod blood out of a women. gargles it in there mouth, drinks it, throws it back up into a pan with an egg in it to make an omllete. shove the omllete up there arse while masturbating whilst being strangled and whipped.

guy1: you no all the stuff in the box above?
guy2: yer
guy1: i did it all :D
guy2: um... ok
guy1: bloody egging is now my new hobby

guy2: thats great

by the public illustrator November 15, 2009

bloody easter eggs

Blood coated shit. From when a woman pisses in the toilet while having her period therefore making the water bloody. Then she shits in the water coating the shit with blood like making easter eggs.

I went to use my friends bathroom and I almost threw up when i saw his wifes bloody easter eggs in the toilet. Wish people would learn to flush.

by supersab September 16, 2010