A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass

I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!

Bloodless Day by Frankie Puscher November 26, 2012

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Bloodletting

1. The YUMMY act of draining blood either by wrist, neck, or other veiny part of the body. Any sharp blade will open you up nicely. Also a helpful medical tip from the Dark Ages!
2. The ancient Medieval art of draining all of the bad blood from the body and regenerating new better blood!

"OOOooOoOo!! Go get a bucket and some bloodletting knives!"

Bloodletting by Bumstika December 19, 2008

bloodset

A London gang stemmed from the American gang The Bloods.
Are in opposition of the London gang Cripset!

Bloodset is the greeziest gang in England!

bloodset by ReKoN January 2, 2008

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bloodle

(BLUE-dul)verb; when an individual begins to give a guy a hand job, but stops shortly before completion resulting in one angry, blue package

Timia is infamous at bloodling; at a party last week, she walked in the room with a guy and she came out looking satisfied, but he looked truly disgruntled and shouted, "THAT DAMN BITCH JUST BLOODLED MY NOODLE!"

bloodle by I never bloodle, I always get shit done! May 25, 2007

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bloodette

A blood gang members girl/girlfriend or a female blood member

“Yk tasha yea she’s a bloodette” or “yea, that’s melly’s bloodette.

bloodette by CK- 2600 P September 17, 2021

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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