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bloodsexual
Amy: hey, Whats your sexuality?
Bob: I'm bloodsexual!
Amy: No you're not, you are just a person who fails as a human being.
Bob: I'm bloodsexual!
Amy: No you're not, you are just a person who fails as a human being.
bloodsexual by T22_ January 17, 2021
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Bloodstock
A kick ass open air festival held every year consisting entirely of amazing metal bands, unlike Download, which comprises of mainly mainstream crap that nobody listens to.
The name is derived from the famous 1969 festival Woodstock.
The name is derived from the famous 1969 festival Woodstock.
I went to Bloodstock last year and headbanged so hard to Testament my head is now stuck on my right shoulder.
Bloodstock by dethmaiden June 14, 2008
bloodstache
The resulting dried bloodstain above the lip often resulting from the use of cocaine. Could also be caused by being a moron and having a bloody nose that you never fully clean up or from eating hotwings.
Carmen: Dude did you get your ass kicked today?
Robert: Nah, man. What you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
Robert: Nah, man. What you think that?
Carmen: You got a giant bloodstache! You fucking douche! Was it your mom again?
Robert: Yes. *bloody sniff*
Carmen: Dude at least use a dental dam next time. Gross!
bloodstache by G. Wells November 7, 2008
Penile Bloodletting
Bloodletting of the penis, this involves it to soak and dry on a piece of paper to then be smoked. This is called penis blood cigarettes.
Penile Bloodletting by Atef Lord November 29, 2020
BloodStar
The official ship name of Brynden Rivers (Bloodraven) and Shiera Seastar from the fantasy series A Song Of Ice & Fire
BloodStar by Bitcheswntnikes February 10, 2023
Bloodletting
1. The YUMMY act of draining blood either by wrist, neck, or other veiny part of the body. Any sharp blade will open you up nicely. Also a helpful medical tip from the Dark Ages!
2. The ancient Medieval art of draining all of the bad blood from the body and regenerating new better blood!
2. The ancient Medieval art of draining all of the bad blood from the body and regenerating new better blood!
Bloodletting by Bumstika December 19, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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