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When a man smashes a girl on the rag, then follows up by smashing another girl without washing properly

Ben smashed that Becky girl during her period, then went to Heathers house and gave her the D without a shower, he is such a blood donor.

blood donor by The Donor December 20, 2016

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blood donor

A person who shoots up drugs and uses the excuse 'I donated blood at Red Cross' when someone sees the track marks in their arms.

My friend kept getting questioned on his track marks so he told everyone 'I'm a blood donor. Me and my wife went and donated at Red Cross yesterday'

That guy is a big blood donor. He's always trying to get some more heroin to shoot up.

blood donor by mandymanjuice February 24, 2009

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Blood donor blitz

Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.

You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."

Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"

You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."

Blood donor blitz by PulpFriction September 14, 2021

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vegetarian blooddonor

a creature that does not eat meat and is afraid of blood. It fears needles and therefore fails at being blooddonor.

when a girl walks in an says:
"Hi, I'm sooo afraid of needles and blood, but hey I'm a vampire, can I have your salat?"
You offer her a hotdog and she says:
"No thanks, I'm a vegetarian!"
You can be sure that she's a vegetarian blooddonor! run for your life....

vegetarian blooddonor by vegetarcula January 20, 2011

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vegetarian blooddonor

a creature that does not eat meat and is afraid of blood. Most often a girl (that is a vampire too). Most commonly found in Jutland, Denmark. You know you are dealing with a vegetarian blooddonor, when she steals your vegi-lunch and small letmælk-milkboxes. They fear needles and therefore fail at biologi!!

vegetarian blooddonor by vegetarcula January 20, 2011

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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