Blondeel

Someone who's always making up stories, claiming he "knows someone" who told him this. If asked about this person it turns out he just read about it on the internet
Hasn't got anything interesting to tell himself.

-I know someone who went to Woodstock!
*Oh come on, quit being such a Blondeel

by Dr. Krabblesnitch March 10, 2011

Blondelay

A blonde is told a joke...there is a delay in their reaction of understanding of the joke...followed by loud laughter....

In fact this includes any and all subjects/topics that is being discussed where there is a delayed reaction...or understanding.

Blondie was told a joke she did not understand whilst others around her laughed loudly. Obvious to everyone, Blondie had experienced Blondelay.

by KDC for KJ January 12, 2008

Blondelicious

A hot blonde that you want to eat up

Check her out, she's blondelicious!

by Andie March 3, 2005

blondetelligent

//pronounced: blond-tell-ee-gent//

describes exceptional blondes who are more intelligent and the norm IQ level of most blondes. Basically, smart blondes.

guy1: OMG! how can she be doing calculus? She's blonde!
guy2: Yea, but she's blondetelligent.

by shhjusfor1sec August 11, 2010

blondelexia

Suffering a blond moment to the Nth Degree.
(also bblexia: bleach blondelexia)

Scott could have slapped himself over his blondelexia about what happened.

by scott mccowan July 29, 2007

Blondelay

A moral belief or judgement that is made by an individual based on a perceived acceptable social behavior, usually associated with gays and blondes. Though the individual makes the judgement to his or her friends, it may take up to two years for their actions to catch with their words.

Origins: North Carolina, Washington D.C.
Reference: Paris is Burning, "Reading"

When a girl states that she is completely faithful to her significant other, but is actually sleeping around. She or he is giving me a Blondelay.

by PPJ March 14, 2010

blondeed

something or someone that has been made blonde

"look at that guy, his hair has been blondeed"

by meubastard December 29, 2007