blonde job 

While receiving a standard blow job, the male pulls out of the oral cavity, and ejaculates on top of the receivers cranium. Next, he rubs the white substance into the reciever's hair, making it appear blonde, i.e. blonde job

Susan gave me some teeth during my blow job, so i decided to give that bitch a blonde job!

blonde job by dick'n ballz April 21, 2010

blond job 

like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.

Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!

Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?

Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.

blond job by harry day October 26, 2009

Blondjob

A blondjob occurs when a girl is going to give you a blowjob, but starts literally blowing on your penis.

I told Krystle to give me a blowjob, but instead I got a blondjob. I then had Jenny show her how it's done.

Blondjob by Kenny Decius October 23, 2004

blondejohnny 

the best content creator and @blondeyuta's future gf!!!

"@BLONDEJOHNNY is so amazing!!!!"

blondejohnny by dorb's #1 fan August 31, 2021