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blonde girl 

A blonde girl is the girl that try’s to make you laugh all the time, and she is funny, but sometimes she’s just falling in life and is depressed
“Why is she so sad today? Yesterday she was laughing all the time...she must be a blonde girl.”
blonde girl by dude..wtf October 22, 2020

Blonde Girl Wasted

To get extremely intoxicated beyond reason. When you get blonde girl wasted you are fun and functional, despite being in a black out. Similar to white girl wasted or white boy wasted, only more extreme. Only achievable by blonde college students.
Guy 1: Yeah, didn't think that chick go home with me, but she did!
Guy 2: Yeah, she was blonde girl wasted.

Cute Little Blonde Girl Syndrome 

An unhealthy obsession with cute little blonde girls, and the desire to eat their hair.
He was going to come out with us, but his Cute Little Blonde Girl syndrome flaired up so he went to the freshman dorms and pretended his car broke down. For 6 consecutive hours.

That Blonde Girl

"You're probably with that blonde girl, who always made me doubt. She's so much older than me. She's everything I'm insecure about."
That Blonde Girl by Voldy Moldy January 30, 2021

skinny blonde girl

A blonde girl, who's skinny. Also the subject of a song by strong bad, AKA God.
Circles
She's spinning me around in circles again
Oh, that skinny blonde girl
Something about the ages
I failed college algebra again
That skinny blonde girl
And the circles and the ages and the ages
skinny blonde girl by Afakaz October 22, 2003

Annoying Blonde Girl 

They will think that they're all that, but in reality they're so, uhh idk stupid I guess
You know that Annoying Blonde Girl Mia?
Yeah they're such a bitch I hate the mso much i hope hte ayt the ydie !!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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