blondes

People with a pale cream/yellow colour, occasionly natural brunette parts, most are very dim, and will strut around like they own the place, hen in fact, they are more hated than Jewish people, african-americans, redheads. Men don't want blonde girls, because they associate them with thickness. I've never met a londe, who is nice, smart, or kind in any way. Most are spoilt, wear all pink, and will moan to their "daddies" about the nail varnish/diamond cut/top/dress/shoes etc they really wanted.

Blonde1: *Talking on cellphone* Daaaadddddyyyy! You said you'd get me the ferrari! I don't want a lambug-whatever its called!
Father: You'll have to settles for it.
Blonde1:*Hangs up and whines* Its not faiiiiirrrr!
Blonde2: I just got some new nail varnish!
Blonde1: OhMyGosh!! That is so CUTE!

*Chat for about 30 minutes about nail varnish.*
*God kills the blondes*

by BlondesRBimobs. January 3, 2010

Blonde

The color of a hair that is associated with low iq

Shut the fuck up you stupid blonde

by TheTrutherNamedKrabs April 11, 2018

Blonde

They are absolutely the most hideous creatures that have ever walked the planet. They are viscous and would attack you with any chance they got. They are also very unintelligent which is definitely a turn off. I would be surprised if a blonde could count up to 3. They are also evil so be aware at all times. Don't turn your back for one second if your in a room with them or else it will be too late. Also, they aren't good in be, trust me, they aren't so don't waste your time.

Person 1: " What was that ugly ass thing you were hanging out with?"

Person 2: "Oh, that is called a blonde!"

Person 1: "Now that makes perfect sense"

by 123Dora123 November 12, 2017

Blonde

A girl of high sexual attraction with a hair color of any variation of blonde, usually failing to have any other good qualities and typically unintelligent.

Guy 1: "See that girlover there? She's hot."
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's such a blonde though."

by Idiot With A PhD July 12, 2017

Blond

Definition(s):

1) noun.: a person who costs a lot for retraining.

Sample(s) of use:

1) The person who works next to me doesn't have a lunch break because he/she is a blond.

by eraser_rx October 2, 2003

Blonde

you hear people say things like: You're so blonde and then you don't know what blonde means especially if your hairs not blonde.

Blonde means stupid basically

Kylie minouge: oh i have just realised why scarecrows are called scarecrows cos they scare ------ crows
beyonce: oh your so blonde kylie!

by Cherry1977 July 23, 2009

Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.

Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.

by will bitten September 13, 2017