blogward

Contraction of blog award. An award that doesn't actually exist except in bandwidth.

This is an Emmy. Those are just blogwards.

by Robin Kelly April 29, 2008

Blogtard

A person who is in love with blogging.

John just registered on Blogtard and he has become a real blogtard now.

by a budding wordsmith September 29, 2011

blogkward

Describes a post or comment on a blog that makes other bloggers or the audience of the blog feel awkward.

"I spent my weekend watching High School Musical 2, which was superrad, starring a superChad, and which made me superglad (and is not just a superfad)," wrote Haining.

Brendan replied, "It's kind of like the time you broke your hand and..."

"PLEASE stop being blogkward, you two" interrupted Stefanie. "It's making everyone uncomfortable."

by BCorc October 23, 2007

Blogtard

Blogtard is a person who loves blogging.

Mary loves blogging, and she is a happy blogtard

by frkphl September 29, 2011

Bloghard

When a blogger gets all high and mighty and posts something that has them come off as tough and/or cool. Being bloghard usually consists of bashing other peoples blogs, bashing celebrities or musicians, or bashing common opinions without any real reason all from the comfort of their own living room.

"Hey did you guys hear that Brittany Murphy passed away?"

"Late pass dumbass."

"Whoa someone is a little bloghard, sorry I was trying to make conversation."

by standardspit December 27, 2009

Chef Blowardee

Trying to impress people by cutting and pasting cooking recipes in their boring blog.

Chef Blowardee says take a pan of water, bring it to a boil, and add egg. Wait 10 minutes, and voila! A hard boiled egg!

by Joe Blowardee April 3, 2007

bogward-rush

Emergency dash for the loo, frequently induced by the arrival of the turtle's head.

The action of someone who has been clenching all the way home on the bus having failed to drop the kids off before leaving work.

Out of the way Johnny, Daddy won't stop his bogward-rush for anyone.

by Herr Lip December 1, 2007