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Quick and easy way of verbally owning emo kids, whiny bitches and/or just about anyone who complains so much, they make you want to choke a small animal then shove it down their throats. Can be used for all degrees of whining and in conjunction with other anti-emo send-offs like "cry more", "\cry" and "don't cry, emo kid".
Emo kid: "People just don't get the pain I've been through since my 14 year old girlfriend dumped me. The world sucks, my soul is crushed and I can't go on-"
Victim of whining: "Fucking blog it, you emo fag!"

Kid 1: "Man, this class sucks."
Kid 2: "Blog it!"
Blog is short for "web log" a popular way to journal your life online for everyone to read.

When you're with someone and something blog-worthy happens, then you say "Blog It" to them. It is a suggestion for the other person to note the incident in their blog.
Neil: "I can't believe that just happened."

Chad: "Dude, you have to Blog It."
blog it by Zilla December 14, 2004
An expression of distaste for an event.

Basically, a sarcastic, rude way of saying, "No thanks, I do not wish to participate, but tell me how it was."

Blake: "Hey, we're going to go to a club in Hollywood, wanna go?"
John: "Blog it."
Blake: "You jerk."
blog it by Sluricane January 26, 2006
Another FAA Compliant method for saying to clear comms.

Follows in the trend of "no one cares" and "write a book".
"Okay, you are to be QUIET because I was just in a 747 and turned into a 737"

"Blog it."
Blog it by RussianWithAPassion March 21, 2022

Blog-it-out 

When the cruel reality of the world affects one so deeply and unjustly, the only course of action to relieve the pain is to blog about it.
Person: What a day! My car broke down, I lost my job, and my girlfriend dumped me! I don't know how I'm going to survive!

Me: You should probably just go home and blog-it-out.
Blog-it-out by amyv23 September 3, 2008

blog about it 

A phrase made famous by the American comic, Doug Stanhope.

It's properly used when replying to someone bitching/complaining about something trivial.
douche: "Pineapple Express didn't live up to my expectations. I'm glad I waited for video..."

Me: Blog about it..... ......faggot
blog about it by the0siris May 21, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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