Quick and easy way of verbally owning emo kids, whiny bitches and/or just about anyone who complains so much, they make you want to choke a small animal then shove it down their throats. Can be used for all degrees of whining and in conjunction with other anti-emo send-offs like "cry more", "\cry" and "don't cry, emo kid".
Emo kid: "People just don't get the pain I've been through since my 14 year old girlfriend dumped me. The world sucks, my soul is crushed and I can't go on-"
Victim of whining: "Fucking blog it, you emo fag!"
Kid 1: "Man, this class sucks."
Kid 2: "Blog it!"
Victim of whining: "Fucking blog it, you emo fag!"
Kid 1: "Man, this class sucks."
Kid 2: "Blog it!"
by Lord CrutchCricket April 27, 2006
Blog is short for "web log" a popular way to journal your life online for everyone to read.
When you're with someone and something blog-worthy happens, then you say "Blog It" to them. It is a suggestion for the other person to note the incident in their blog.
When you're with someone and something blog-worthy happens, then you say "Blog It" to them. It is a suggestion for the other person to note the incident in their blog.
by Zilla December 15, 2004
An expression of distaste for an event.
Basically, a sarcastic, rude way of saying, "No thanks, I do not wish to participate, but tell me how it was."
Basically, a sarcastic, rude way of saying, "No thanks, I do not wish to participate, but tell me how it was."
Blake: "Hey, we're going to go to a club in Hollywood, wanna go?"
John: "Blog it."
Blake: "You jerk."
John: "Blog it."
Blake: "You jerk."
by Sluricane January 24, 2006
A better way of saying that no one cares. It can be changed, yet mean the same thing. Such as:
Cool man, Blog it.
Update the blog.
Go ahead and blog that for me.
Cool man, Blog it.
Update the blog.
Go ahead and blog that for me.
Oh shit Zed, I just realized that KEGE is 20nm north of here.
Blog it.
It's an ORBX airport.
Write a book.
Blog it.
It's an ORBX airport.
Write a book.
by Swivel Chair Patrol January 03, 2017
n.
Short for weblog.
A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as "homework sucks" and "I slept until noon today."
v. intr.
The act of posting to a weblog.
Short for weblog.
A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as "homework sucks" and "I slept until noon today."
v. intr.
The act of posting to a weblog.
by NGX February 06, 2003
An online diary, usually used by people who want to feel important, and think other people actually read their daily garbage.
by Z32POWER March 25, 2009
A short web entry about some nobody online that goes on and on about there not important, non-eventful lives full of personal drama and crap that no one wants to hear. Usally expressed in forms of text.
An example of a BLOG would be like RyanWallack.WordPress.com, who blogs about his daily, boring life and throws in a few exciting pictures and nouns.
by Meagan654xoxo July 17, 2010