bloat job
bloat job by bloat hunter April 1, 2017
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Bloat Job
This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.
Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.
Bloat Job by inkmarqued March 28, 2009
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BloatJob
When it’s a girls first time giving blow and she doesn’t realize you’re supposed to suck, and instead she blows. This causes your dick to rapidly inflate which will greatly increase the psi inside of your shaft. To prevent any future issues you can dick-burp.
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