blendi

Old Albanian king; Pussy magnet; probably fucking ur girlfriend.

He’s Blendi ur gf bro I saw him.
Man he Blendi’s all the girls.

by Ballisleaf April 26, 2018

blendi

a TikTok cosplayer with a horrendously down bad following

her followers will often ask to see her feet

Hey, did you see the new blendi video today?
Yeah, I hope she does a feet reveal soon

by banana laffy taffy May 18, 2022

blendi

Blendi is the best boy ever. He has the largest penis and the most pussy. Hes a really really good kisser and in bed he is also perfect. Any girl would be happy with this perfect boy.

Girl 1: Oh my god there is Blendi
Girl 2: He is soo perfect
Girl 1: Yes i really want him as my boyfriend
Girl 2: Every girl wants that

by Jennifer_L020103 January 04, 2017

blendie

Another name for a smoothie. Since smoothies can not always be completely smooth, it calls to question the level of smoothness the said beverage in question has. Therefore, it can also be called a blendie, as one cannot question that it has been blended, but one can question whether or not its texture has been adequately smoothed to earn the title "smoothie".

Dave: Hey man, want to try some of my smoothie?

Matthew: Nah man, you still have ice chunks in it - that's a blendie.

by brave toaster August 16, 2012

Blendies

Nipples that are almost identical in color to the areola making then "blend" into the breast.

"Nicole had wicked small nipples and they were blendies. I could barely see them."

by Neverjudging March 16, 2010

Blendi

Blendi is the guy who simps over that blonde tall girl with long wavy hair who’s really pretty. He loves her so much but she doesn’t care the same about him tho

Omg is that blendi stalking her insta page??
Yes its him

by Hohohooo20013 August 16, 2020

Wendy Blendy

A type of mixed drink made by first purchasing a Wendy's frosty and then mixing in some type of hard liquor, preferably rum. Refers to any type of alcoholic mixed drink that involves a Wendy's frosty.

person 1: we need to go to wendy's dude and get a frosty!
person 2: why the fuck do you want a frosty? you some kind of punk bitch?
person 1: nah im gonna make a wendy blendy so fuck you, go eat a dick.

by dangerbearattack April 24, 2010