blaze your glory

Extravagant masturbation

That Meghan Markle is so hot, you could blaze your glory over and over again watching her in Suits.

by barbarossa69 July 31, 2023

blaze your glory

A euphemism for masturbation/sex. As in, “I’m blazing my glory rn.”

Ex: “When we get back to your apartment, I’m gonna blaze your glory.”

by Half Unus Half Annus August 1, 2023

Blaze Your Glory

To get a carpet burn on your asshole by having sex on the floor

Put a pillow down. You wouldn’t want to blaze your glory.

by Casual Observer 4565 July 31, 2023